the way of existence

explicitideas:

OMG that’s so dangerous! One time I used corn on the cob from bbq leftovers one summer as a sex toy, some of the kernels came off and I didn’t check and then I started to grow a cornfield and I had to go to the hospital and I almost died. The doctor didn’t know what to do or how to handle agricultural-vaginal situations so they had to call in a farmer and it was really embarrassing. It was such a close call, I’m so lucky to be alive. They told me if I had waited any longer that I would also be at risk for developing crop circles, and asked if I had any memories of aliens or bizarre dreams.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SERIOUS QUESTIONS?

(Source: seedierthanawatermelon)


explicitideas:

OMG that’s so dangerous! One time I used corn on the cob from bbq leftovers one summer as a sex toy, some of the kernels came off and I didn’t check and then I started to grow a cornfield and I had to go to the hospital and I almost died. The doctor didn’t know what to do or how to handle agricultural-vaginal situations so they had to call in a farmer and it was really embarrassing. It was such a close call, I’m so lucky to be alive. They told me if I had waited any longer that I would also be at risk for developing crop circles, and asked if I had any memories of aliens or bizarre dreams.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SERIOUS QUESTIONS?

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    OMG that’s so dangerous! One time I used corn on the cob from bbq leftovers one summer as a sex toy, some of the kernels...
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