OMG that’s so dangerous! One time I used corn on the cob from bbq leftovers one summer as a sex toy, some of the kernels came off and I didn’t check and then I started to grow a cornfield and I had to go to the hospital and I almost died. The doctor didn’t know what to do or how to handle agricultural-vaginal situations so they had to call in a farmer and it was really embarrassing. It was such a close call, I’m so lucky to be alive. They told me if I had waited any longer that I would also be at risk for developing crop circles, and asked if I had any memories of aliens or bizarre dreams.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SERIOUS QUESTIONS?
(Source: seedierthanawatermelon)
OMG that’s so dangerous! One time I used corn on the cob from bbq leftovers one summer as a sex toy, some of the kernels came off and I didn’t check and then I started to grow a cornfield and I had to go to the hospital and I almost died. The doctor didn’t know what to do or how to handle agricultural-vaginal situations so they had to call in a farmer and it was really embarrassing. It was such a close call, I’m so lucky to be alive. They told me if I had waited any longer that I would also be at risk for developing crop circles, and asked if I had any memories of aliens or bizarre dreams.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SERIOUS QUESTIONS?
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I have no objections to tickling *cough* but the others are like, lol okay what, no lady, popcorn is not going to come...
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Tickling is apparently a popular enough fetish :| Still weird though.
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I’m browsing the #fetish tag out of boredom/a lack of willingness to go to sleep getting aroused by bug bites there what...
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Whats with people getting aroused by food?...dont understand this obsession
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OMG that’s so dangerous! One time I used corn on the cob from bbq leftovers one summer as a sex toy, some of the kernels...
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